Em has been bugging me to post this picture since I took it randomly on the beach in Maine. =) ATTENTION! This is Emily here. Doug just gave me permission to turn this into a "Photo Caption" contest.
I mean really...have you ever seen a cooler picture?
SO, let's have your funniest or most appropriate caption.
You've got...
a few days. (We're new at this.)
The winner will get some Snickerdoodles in the mail. For realzies. 'Cause we're totally famous bloggers* and we're sponsored by Snickers**. Make sure we know who you are and how to contact you in case you win.
Let the contest begin!
P.S. We fully expect to get 2500 entries just like Pioneer Woman. So get busy.
* We're NOT totally famous bloggers
**We're NOT sponsored by Snickers
That is an awesome picture. It looks like Ed Grimley if he were a women and a strong swimmer.
ReplyDeleteGrandma? We thought you were dead!
ReplyDeleteanonymous, you just made me laugh out loud. And maybe snort a little.
ReplyDeleteDamn this sand in my crotch.
ReplyDeleteThat'll teach them young-ins whose boss!
ReplyDeleteEnglish Channel-Schmannel. Piece of cake!
ReplyDelete"Ayuh, I see you all lookin'! You know you want some of my sweet stuff!"
ReplyDeleteAnother Beach Volleyball Title goes to Gramma Slamma!
ReplyDeleteI think she taught me in 3rd grade.
ReplyDeleteEternal Sunshine of the White-haired kind
ReplyDelete"Nine months my ass!"
ReplyDelete(Am I allowed to swear on your site? It's all for the sake of winning - I'm very competitive)
Actually, one of the judges thinks swearing is funny. So it may help your chances.
ReplyDeleteAs we all know I'm NOT funny - so I vote for Dimonty's caption. Now that was funny. Whitty a close second and anonymous - I laughed out loud but didn't snort.
ReplyDelete"Anybody seen my teeth? I swear I had them in when I went in the water."
ReplyDelete"You seen my boobs around here, I think I lost them."
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard at that picture that I almosted peed. I'll have to think about a caption...
ReplyDeleteCorn? When did I eat corn?
ReplyDelete(James)
"And all that money wasted on my bikini wax!
ReplyDeleteYou think this looks good. You should see my back side!
ReplyDelete(James)
"Hills that is. Swimming pools and movie stars."
ReplyDelete"Where's my harpoon?"
ReplyDelete(James)
"Welcome aboard. My name is Julie McKoy, your cruise director. There's shuffle board on the Prominade Deck and the guy with the fro will get you something to drink."
ReplyDelete"Crap! Where's my Poise pad?"
ReplyDelete(James: also edited.)
"Come on in. the water's warm. Oops!...Sorry!"
ReplyDeleteBay Watch: Stunt double for Pamela Anderson
ReplyDeleteSheba you can't just think its funny because someone swears!
ReplyDeleteWhy does it feel so drafty all the sudden? Wait a second, didn't I put on two pieces of this bathing suit this morning? I wonder where that other half went...?
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Synchronized Swimming 101.
ReplyDeleteAlright! I can't get anything done cuz I'm thinking about this women I can't even see! There's something wrong with this game.
ReplyDeleteu guys are SO MEAN!!! i canNOT bring myself to participate is such behavior. but my vote goes to anonymous.
ReplyDeleteDarn that Wondr bra! I want a refund!
ReplyDeletesomeone stayed in the water too long
ReplyDelete(you know, cuz she's all pruny looking) I know, dumb cuz i had to explain it.
Oh, come on! You know saggy boobs are this year's perky!
ReplyDeleteJust give me the damn snickerdoodles already, you can't expect me to be witty at a time like this!
ReplyDeleteDid someone find a time mashine and take a photo of me in 20 years!!!!?
ReplyDeleteOK...Here's my try:
ReplyDeleteUmmm...that looks like a nice child to eat!
looks like fris is really trying to win there. I am not making any comments, but I vote for anonymous or dimonty. who wins? snickerdoodles sound good.
ReplyDelete(Sung to the tune of "The Girl From Ipanema") - Pale and saggy, and old and wrinkly, the grandma from Rhode Island goes walkin' and, when she passes, each one she passes says uggggggggh!
ReplyDeleteAfter working out all winter to bulk up, Grandma triumphantly returns from beating up the other grandma who kicked sand in her face last summer.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh heh, are those banannas in those boys' pants or are they just glad to see me?
ReplyDeleteDid someone say booty call? Here I come!
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ReplyDelete(Sung to the popular tune)
ReplyDeleteI'm too sexy for my muumuu
Too sexy for my muumuu,
Too sexy, oh yeahhhhh!
Grandma marches proudly towards the stage after being selected from the crowd to be one of the on-stage dancers for MTV's Cancun spring break special.
ReplyDeleteAll that and a saggy bag of chips!
ReplyDelete(Sung to the popular tune)
ReplyDeleteDon't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me,. . .
Our comments are clearly the best. Please send the Snicker Doodles overnight so that they won't be stale when the get here.
ReplyDelete"I thought this was a clothing optional beach...they made me wear this BYU issue instead, dang it all!"
ReplyDeleteIts always sunny when you are as cool as me.
ReplyDeletePlease send to:
10894 Sinclare Cir.
Loma Linda, CA 92354
Lee's Top 10 List:
ReplyDelete10-Do I make you horny? Do I?
9-Mildred Jesperson-First blind woman to compete in The Ironman
8-There’s no reason to become alarmed, but it’s time we took a closer look at the issue of Global Warming
7-Surfs UP, Boobies down
6-Future so bright… gotta wear shades
5-Whatever happened to Crazy Ma Kettle??
4-New on Lifetime: Golden Girls meets Baywatch. It’s called Golden Bay
3-Honey does this cap make my butt look big?
2-Ladies and Gentlemen… Miss Morepark Convalescent Center!!
and the #1 caption...
-Eat your heart out Hasselhoff
Hey that's me!
ReplyDeleteShelly, that's only funny because of how not asian she is and how asian you are.
ReplyDeleteA taco! Burrito! What's that you got in your speedo!
ReplyDelete"That's hot"
ReplyDeleteOh sure, now the Metamucil kicks in.
ReplyDeleteMystery Solved! Amelia Earhart reappears after 80 years in flight
ReplyDeleteAunt Myrtle was unaware of the alien mask that little Jimmy had left in the bladder of her bathing suit
ReplyDeleteThis picture taken precisely 3 1/2 min before longest measured bowel movement
ReplyDeleteThought bubble “I REALLY have to go pee”
ReplyDelete"I just hope Herman is still in bed. A good morning swim always makes me feel frisky."
ReplyDelete-The Fae