Dad after dinner after the Alley's leave can we pwease pwease pwease play Lego Star Wars?
No, I have a meeting tonight with the Branch President.
Oh yeah. He sucks.*
One time at the Halloween Party he spanked my bootie. For no reason.
Was he kidding?
I think he was.
TRICKED YOU!! HA HA HA HA
(then a minute later)
Tricking is supposed to happen!
Dad when you went to Jerusalem did you pray and then Jesus came down and you saw him?
No, but I did pray and feel the Holy Ghost.
Well you were more faithful than us.
*Emily would like to state for the record that she does not say "sucks" in front of children.