Tuesday, November 03, 2009

The Ride to the Post Office with Sam


Dad after dinner after the Alley's leave can we pwease pwease pwease play Lego Star Wars?

No, I have a meeting tonight with the Branch President.

Oh yeah. He sucks.*

Why?

One time at the Halloween Party he spanked my bootie. For no reason.

Was he kidding?


No.


I think he was.


TRICKED YOU!! HA HA HA HA

(then a minute later)


Tricking is supposed to happen!

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Quote 2

Dad when you went to Jerusalem did you pray and then Jesus came down and you saw him?

No, but I did pray and feel the Holy Ghost.

Well you were more faithful than us.


*Emily would like to state for the record that she does not say "sucks" in front of children.

4 comments:

acte gratuit said...

I also discourage the use of the word "Booty" unless it refers to pirate treasure. Just for the record.

Linz said...

HAHA! HE's so funny!

doin-the-cumbia all night long said...

shake that booty.

Brad said...

Hilarious! The best part was I was working that night, so it must have been a telepathic booty spank. Let him know that I'm on to him!!!