Monday, October 22, 2007

Do you know me?

Em has been bugging me to post this picture since I took it randomly on the beach in Maine. =)

ATTENTION! This is Emily here. Doug just gave me permission to turn this into a "Photo Caption" contest.
I mean really...have you ever seen a cooler picture?
SO, let's have your funniest or most appropriate caption.
You've got...
a few days. (We're new at this.)
The winner will get some Snickerdoodles in the mail. For realzies. 'Cause we're totally famous bloggers* and we're sponsored by Snickers**. Make sure we know who you are and how to contact you in case you win.
Let the contest begin!
P.S. We fully expect to get 2500 entries just like Pioneer Woman. So get busy.
* We're NOT totally famous bloggers
**We're NOT sponsored by Snickers

60 comments:

mr. underhill said...

That is an awesome picture. It looks like Ed Grimley if he were a women and a strong swimmer.

Anonymous said...

Grandma? We thought you were dead!

acte gratuit said...

anonymous, you just made me laugh out loud. And maybe snort a little.

whitty-acres said...

Damn this sand in my crotch.

Brandoneous said...

That'll teach them young-ins whose boss!

Brandoneous said...

English Channel-Schmannel. Piece of cake!

Brandoneous said...

"Ayuh, I see you all lookin'! You know you want some of my sweet stuff!"

Brandoneous said...

Another Beach Volleyball Title goes to Gramma Slamma!

Bartimaeus said...

I think she taught me in 3rd grade.

Emily said...

Eternal Sunshine of the White-haired kind

dimonty said...

"Nine months my ass!"

(Am I allowed to swear on your site? It's all for the sake of winning - I'm very competitive)

acte gratuit said...

Actually, one of the judges thinks swearing is funny. So it may help your chances.

Sheba said...

As we all know I'm NOT funny - so I vote for Dimonty's caption. Now that was funny. Whitty a close second and anonymous - I laughed out loud but didn't snort.

Retep Graybeard said...

"Anybody seen my teeth? I swear I had them in when I went in the water."

superherotrainer said...

"You seen my boobs around here, I think I lost them."

Lindsay Dunn said...

I laughed so hard at that picture that I almosted peed. I'll have to think about a caption...

Fris said...

Corn? When did I eat corn?

(James)

Fris said...

"And all that money wasted on my bikini wax!

Fris said...

You think this looks good. You should see my back side!
(James)

Fris said...

"Hills that is. Swimming pools and movie stars."

Fris said...

"Where's my harpoon?"
(James)

Fris said...

"Welcome aboard. My name is Julie McKoy, your cruise director. There's shuffle board on the Prominade Deck and the guy with the fro will get you something to drink."

Fris said...

"Crap! Where's my Poise pad?"
(James: also edited.)

Fris said...

"Come on in. the water's warm. Oops!...Sorry!"

Fris said...

Bay Watch: Stunt double for Pamela Anderson

Bartimaeus said...

Sheba you can't just think its funny because someone swears!

lisaredd said...

Why does it feel so drafty all the sudden? Wait a second, didn't I put on two pieces of this bathing suit this morning? I wonder where that other half went...?

Fris said...

Welcome to Synchronized Swimming 101.

Fris said...

Alright! I can't get anything done cuz I'm thinking about this women I can't even see! There's something wrong with this game.

jen said...

u guys are SO MEAN!!! i canNOT bring myself to participate is such behavior. but my vote goes to anonymous.

Fris said...

Darn that Wondr bra! I want a refund!

Emily said...

someone stayed in the water too long
(you know, cuz she's all pruny looking) I know, dumb cuz i had to explain it.

mama bear said...

Oh, come on! You know saggy boobs are this year's perky!

mama bear said...

Just give me the damn snickerdoodles already, you can't expect me to be witty at a time like this!

Glamma Fabulous aka Kelley Smith said...

Did someone find a time mashine and take a photo of me in 20 years!!!!?

Bartimaeus said...

OK...Here's my try:

Ummm...that looks like a nice child to eat!

Jenni said...

looks like fris is really trying to win there. I am not making any comments, but I vote for anonymous or dimonty. who wins? snickerdoodles sound good.

Girls Galore said...

(Sung to the tune of "The Girl From Ipanema") - Pale and saggy, and old and wrinkly, the grandma from Rhode Island goes walkin' and, when she passes, each one she passes says uggggggggh!

Girls Galore said...

After working out all winter to bulk up, Grandma triumphantly returns from beating up the other grandma who kicked sand in her face last summer.

Girls Galore said...

Heh heh heh, are those banannas in those boys' pants or are they just glad to see me?

Girls Galore said...

Did someone say booty call? Here I come!

Girls Galore said...
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Girls Galore said...

(Sung to the popular tune)
I'm too sexy for my muumuu
Too sexy for my muumuu,
Too sexy, oh yeahhhhh!

Girls Galore said...

Grandma marches proudly towards the stage after being selected from the crowd to be one of the on-stage dancers for MTV's Cancun spring break special.

Girls Galore said...

All that and a saggy bag of chips!

Girls Galore said...

(Sung to the popular tune)
Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me,. . .

Girls Galore said...

Our comments are clearly the best. Please send the Snicker Doodles overnight so that they won't be stale when the get here.

Jenni said...

"I thought this was a clothing optional beach...they made me wear this BYU issue instead, dang it all!"

g said...

Its always sunny when you are as cool as me.

Please send to:
10894 Sinclare Cir.
Loma Linda, CA 92354

Dr. Lee said...

Lee's Top 10 List:

10-Do I make you horny? Do I?

9-Mildred Jesperson-First blind woman to compete in The Ironman

8-There’s no reason to become alarmed, but it’s time we took a closer look at the issue of Global Warming

7-Surfs UP, Boobies down

6-Future so bright… gotta wear shades

5-Whatever happened to Crazy Ma Kettle??

4-New on Lifetime: Golden Girls meets Baywatch. It’s called Golden Bay

3-Honey does this cap make my butt look big?

2-Ladies and Gentlemen… Miss Morepark Convalescent Center!!

and the #1 caption...
-Eat your heart out Hasselhoff

Justkiddingit'sshelly said...

Hey that's me!

Bartimaeus said...

Shelly, that's only funny because of how not asian she is and how asian you are.

whitty-acres said...

A taco! Burrito! What's that you got in your speedo!

Lindsay Dunn said...

"That's hot"

mr. underhill said...

Oh sure, now the Metamucil kicks in.

Dr. Lee said...

Mystery Solved! Amelia Earhart reappears after 80 years in flight

Enge said...

Aunt Myrtle was unaware of the alien mask that little Jimmy had left in the bladder of her bathing suit

enge said...

This picture taken precisely 3 1/2 min before longest measured bowel movement

enge said...

Thought bubble “I REALLY have to go pee”

Bartimaeus said...

"I just hope Herman is still in bed. A good morning swim always makes me feel frisky."

-The Fae