Monday, October 29, 2007

And the Winna Is:

"Ayuh, I see you all lookin'! You know you want some of my sweet stuff!"

by Brandoneous

We were impressed by his use of regional Maine dialect ("Ayuh") and when you say this with an old lady voice it's pretty darn funny.

This hasn't been easy to decide. Many of you had various elements that are indeed praiseworthy: I must admit I didn't think Enge's was funny until I actually looked closer at the lady (closer than I wanted) and saw that there is indeed an alien in the swimsuit. Fris did pretty well especially since she can't see the picture and her husband--who described it to her--isn't all there (we love you James). Some of you defiled my blog with your swearing, but that cancels itself out since Em enjoys that.

So after some consultations and lots of arguments between E and Me we have decided upon the winner of the coveted Snikerdoodles. Good job Brandoneous. (It may take Em awhile to make/mail them. Sorry she has three kids.)

Now for the Honorable Mentions
The caption that started it all: (thanks anonymous!)
"Grandma? We thought you were dead!"

Best Caption(s) Using A Swear Word
"D@mn that sand in my crotch!"
"Nine months my @$$"

Best Caption(s) Alluding to Body Parts
"Honey does this cap make my butt look big?"
"Surfs UP, Boobies down"

"Oh, come on! You know saggy boobs are this year's perky!"

Best Caption(s) Alluding to Pop Culture
"Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me..."
"That's hot."

Thank you to all loyal viewers and the many visitors. Thank you actegratuit for your support, editing, and for the suggestion of this whole shindig (she claims she told me to take the picture too, but that may be pushing it.)

Come Again!!!

P.S. If anyone really wants some cookies we can make some for you too =)


Mrs. Dub said...

While I am very proud to be "anonymous," I am remiss I didn't use any swear words!

Girls Galore said...

Doug, what did Brandon have to pay you to win the contest! This thing was rigged! I want a recount. Since you are impressed with regional jargon, I want to resubmit our honorable mention entry:
"Don't ya wish your girlfriend was wicked hot like me!"
Now hand over the snickerdoodles.

Lindsay Dunn said...

Excellent choice! SO funny!

Fris said...

Hmmm! Sounds a lil'fishy, if you ask me. Don't want to sound like a sore looser but I didn't want those yummy cookies anyway. Perhaps you should submit all this to David Letterman? No, you'll probably get a law suit. Thanks. This was fun. Check out my blog for another caption photo.

Bartimaeus said...

OK Jeff you win. Too bad we are fresh out of Cream of Tarter for the cookies.

Sheba said...

Who "discovered" Cream of Tarter anyway.? It doesn't go in Tarter Sauce. It's not an herb. Is it a plant ground up? Can you grow it?

Besides anything Brandon says is tainted as I seem to picture him running around an outdoor reception with a veil on. And that was after hearing him defile his little sister's tatoo during lunch while hearing "Two less lonely people in the World" one too many times.

Sheba said...

Never mind. My google bud just explained my query: Potassium bitartrate also potassium hydrogen tartrate has formula KC4H5O6. It is a byproduct of winemaking. It is also known as cream of tartar. It is the potassium acid salt of tartaric acid.

Bartimaeus said...

Everything I need to know I learned in Kindergarten...including the origins of baking supplies.