Tomorrow comes too quickly

Is it tomorrow already? Without too much further ado...The winner belongs to the following caption:

"Are you really going to let me eat this?"

-by Nate

And I can't believe I let him eat it!

This is exactly what his eyes were saying to me. He seems to pack every square milimeter with as much candy as possible. This is in contrast to Boy #2 who seems to have a touch of his mother's OCD and places his candy just so and looks all tidy.

I feel hesitant to award him anything, but I think that is just because he is always correcting my spelling even though it has been 2.5 years since we were at school together.

So Nate, congrats! Do you want a piece of stinky sushi, come get fresh sushi or some chopsticks?

And the Winna Is:

"Ayuh, I see you all lookin'! You know you want some of my sweet stuff!"

by Brandoneous

We were impressed by his use of regional Maine dialect ("Ayuh") and when you say this with an old lady voice it's pretty darn funny.

This hasn't been easy to decide. Many of you had various elements that are indeed praiseworthy: I must admit I didn't think Enge's was funny until I actually looked closer at the lady (closer than I wanted) and saw that there is indeed an alien in the swimsuit. Fris did pretty well especially since she can't see the picture and her husband--who described it to her--isn't all there (we love you James). Some of you defiled my blog with your swearing, but that cancels itself out since Em enjoys that.

So after some consultations and lots of arguments between E and Me we have decided upon the winner of the coveted Snikerdoodles. Good job Brandoneous. (It may take Em awhile to make/mail them. Sorry she has three kids.)

Now for the Honorable Mentions
The caption that started it all: (thanks anonymous!)
"Grandma? We thought you were dead!"

Best Caption(s) Using A Swear Word
"D@mn that sand in my crotch!"
"Nine months my @$$"

Best Caption(s) Alluding to Body Parts
"Honey does this cap make my butt look big?"
"Surfs UP, Boobies down"

"Oh, come on! You know saggy boobs are this year's perky!"

Best Caption(s) Alluding to Pop Culture
"Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me..."
"That's hot."

Thank you to all loyal viewers and the many visitors. Thank you actegratuit for your support, editing, and for the suggestion of this whole shindig (she claims she told me to take the picture too, but that may be pushing it.)

Come Again!!!

P.S. If anyone really wants some cookies we can make some for you too =)

A Few Unanswered Questions...

No, we do not know this lady.

Yes, it was a random snap shot.

Yes, this lady is real.

Yes, some of you really are funny.

Yes, the contest is almost over.

No, the winner is not yet decided.

Yes, She Who Must Be Obeyed wants to bring in a few consultants.

Yes, snikerdoodles will be sent and taste very good.

Yes, you are all appreciated for your efforts.