“I wish I didn’t have such a mean mean breuder” Said in heaving sobs at 3 am after having discovered Sam had emptied his pirate bag onto Sam’s bed during bedtime. Said bag contains all toys, clothes, etc. that he holds dear at this time, however he doesn’t play with them, just hordes them in the bag. Grandma Fae just made it for him out of pirate skull material, before he was using a plastic garbage bag.
"Daddy, how’s that on for size!"
as we come upon a motorcycle and its rider:
"WHY DOES HE HAVE A HELMET ON HIS BIKE, BUT HE’S NOT WEARING ONE?!?"
we pass the motorcyclist and max says out the window:
"THAT’S NOT APPROPRIATE!"
then we pass him again:
"C-YOU LATER ALLIGATOR!"
"STOP FOLLOWING US! "
Max: (To Dad) "I remember Gabe being born cause it wasn’t very long ago. Did we have popcorn der?"
Max: "And there was coffee there where we got mommy more water."
(To Gabe) "You were so happy to have me hold you, huh baby?"
"This is better then being on the trampoline!" (Referring to laying on our bed looking at Gabriel)